Great quote thats been going around!!
Here's a great series of quotes that has been going around on the web for some time now. Not only is it very fucking funny, but it is true as well!! Enjoy!
It has come to my attention that the liberal left have distorted the English language by making up non-sensical phrases to describe things and activities that have been easily defined for hundreds of years. The true meanings of these propagandish phrases are as follows:
Embrace diversity-love a nigger, spic, wap, chink, or sand nigger
Empower women-have politicians looking for votes allow the courts to become communistic tools to give women money from fathers getting screwed by the system so they won't tax the welfare wystem and get handouts with less shame
gay rights-allow fags and dykes to sodomise and copulate without getting castrated or de-cunt lipped
domestic violence-what happens when a husband catches his bitch sucking his neighbors dick
wetland-a worthless swamp that should be used for a garbage dump but liberals want it for "wildlife"
undocumented alien-a spic in the USA illegally
politically correct-what the unhappy commentors to this post will attempt to define so readers will think they are "in the know" and "cool".
Feel free to copy and paste this as you feel the need!! It is amazing what you find on the net!!!
posted by Martha @ 9:09 AM
12 Comments:
Oh. I get it. You're trolling for bigots to agree with you....right? Because that's pretty funny, if it works. Someone comes along and says they agree with you, and they've automatically outed themselves as the worst shits known to humanity. Because that's the persona you display.
I do not mean to be funny. It could be I do not understand English as much as I should. Do not disrespect me or my blog, please.
But that's what MAKES you funny, Marty. The fact that you really, really don't mean to be. You really, really fail to see how that, in and of itself, is pricelessly funny.
I can't fucking wait to see what other shit you come up with!
Martha/booboo - a lazy-eyed bedwetter with a penchant for pulling the wings off flies.
Do not disrespect you or your blog? You must be joking. There is nothing to respect here. You are a joke; I don't think anyone could possibly take you seriously except for yourself...and that ain't sayi' much.
You are right about the lesbo's Mikee. And if I had to wait until my wives were 18 then they would already be stretched out and sagging before I could have married them, and that I could not stand. I have my sights now set on a nice little thing. I just have to breed my camels for another year to have 4 good ones to pay her family for her.
What use are camels in Afghanistan? It's not a desert like the middle east and north africa, it's mostly mountanins.
Afghans would breed horses, not camels.
Really then. I guess those 22 animals I feed night and day are just big horses with a deformed backbone then. They sure look like camels though! Why don't you come over here and show me what camels really look like? You are pathetic in your wit!!
Camels in afghanistan:
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&sa=N&resnum=0&q=camels+in+afghanistan&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&tab=wi&nojs=1
Parts of afghanistan are very arid, even desert. Camels are useful.
Afghanistan used to have forests but they got cut down. (I hope some people with planes try to replant forests in some areas, forests are nice places to go to :) ).
Word. Fraud.
Everyone knows this is a joke, even the peeps that agree with him.
Say. You're not that prankster guy whith the forsakethetroops.com, are you? What was his name?
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